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Requested Joke:     "Designated Driver?" A police officer, who was hoping to catch someone being drunk, waited outside a bar. Now most Bars close at Midnight, so he parked himself right in front of the bar and waited for someone to come out drunk and try to drive. Sure enough, at 11:45 PM a man came stumbling out of the bar.........It took him 5 mins to get to his car....And another five to turn the car on.... The police officer sensed victory and let the man drive. He pulled the man over at about 50 FT away from the Tavern. He walked up to the man and said "I just saw you come out of that bar, you were pretty loaded." "dknguifshregjdgfnfdjgn," said the drunk man. "How many beers did you have?" asked the police officer. "anoout fiften," said the man. "FIFTEEN! And you are trying to drive?!? You will get life for this," said the officer. "Hop outta the car. I am gonna run some tests on you. The man hopped out of his car with perfect grace, he smiled and stood on one foot, hopped up and down and said his ABC's fowards and backwards. The police officer didn't get it. "Ok, let me smell your breath," said the officer. "Sure," said the man. He exhaled right into the officers nose and the officers smelt no beer on his breath. "Well I guess I am gonna have to let you go, but why did you stumble out of the bar so drunk?" "Oh i am the DD," said the man. "A designated Driver?" "No, a designated Decoy," said the man. Rate This Joke ( ) 12345678910 Next Joke Send This Joke To A Friend Click Here

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