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Requested Joke:     "Never Take The Wife" A driver and his wife is stopped by a police officer. Driver: "What's the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 70 miles an hour in a 50 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 50." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket because you have a rear light out." Man: "Rear light? I didn't realise it was out!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for not wearing your seatbelt." Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt." The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" Officer: "Madam, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" Wife: "No, only when he's drunk." Rate This Joke ( ) 12345678910 Next Joke Send This Joke To A Friend Click Here

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