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"Never Take The Wife"
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A driver and his wife is stopped by a police officer.
Driver: "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 70 miles an hour in a 50 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 50."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket because you have a rear light out."
Man: "Rear light? I didn't realise it was out!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for not wearing your seatbelt."
Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt."
The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
Officer: "Madam, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk." |
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