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"Farmers Reward"
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Tony Blair and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.
Tony told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.
About 1 hour later Tony sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
"What happened to you?", asked Tony.
"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me," said the driver.
"My God, what did you tell them?", asks Blair.
The driver replies, " I Said, I'm Tony Blair's driver, and I just killed the pig."
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Definition of Wife
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10, Jul 2004 |
Aids or Cancer?
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12, Jun 2004 |
Rules For Women
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31, May 2004 |
Chicken Little
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05, Jul 2004 |
Rabbits Revenge
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29, Jun 2004 |
THE DIFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
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31, May 2004 |
A Mothers Wisdom
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12, Jun 2004 |
10 Rules For Dating My Daughter
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21, Aug 2004 |
Parking Tickets Galore
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12, Jun 2004 |
Strange But True
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21, Aug 2004 |
Santas Gifts
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12, Jun 2004 |
Electrical Blonde
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31, May 2004 |
Talking Centipede
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28, May 2004 |
Words To Live By
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13, Jul 2004 |
HArd To Swallow
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28, May 2004 |
Bush Is Saved
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07, Aug 2004 |
The Farmers Ass
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14, Aug 2004 |
The Pharmacist
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26, Aug 2004 |
Who Do You Want To Speak To? (Office Signs)
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12, Jun 2004 |
The Popes Driver
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03, Sep 2004 |
The Truth
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21, Jul 2004 |
Bunny Wabbits
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02, Jun 2004 |
Blonde Dad
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22, Jul 2004 |
blonde puzzle
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28, Aug 2004 |
Leadership Philosophy
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12, Jun 2004 |
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