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"Irish Extreme Sports"
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Paddy and Shamus are driving up to a cliff. They get out and Paddy says "Shamus you've got to see this. Its all the rage now days!". Paddy pulls out a Budgie, places it on his head and jumps off the cliff. Paddy falls to his death on the rocks below.
Shamus is standing there scratching his head when Shaun walks up. Shaun says to Shamus "You have to see this I heard its all the rage now days!". Shaun pulls out a chicken, puts it on his head and jumps off the cliff and dies on the rocks below.
Shamus is left standing there looking even more confused than before.
Peter rides up on his bike and starts talking to Shamus. "Hey Shamus, I heard about this new sport, watch this!". So he pulls out a parrot and a gun, places the parrot on his head and jumps off the cliff. Half way down Peter shoots the parrot. Hits the rocks below and dies.
Shamus is standing there, scratches his head and says "Bloody hell! First Paddy dies with his Budgie Jumping, then there was Shaun with his hen gliding and now you Peter with your Parrot Shootin!"
(Submitted By Curly) |
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