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Requested Joke:     "Pregnant Panic" A woman is pregnant for the first time and watching TV when her waters break. Her husband is out at the pub and she panics as all their plans can not be put into place. In a complete horror she strides tot he phone and calls emergency. The oprerator answers "Emergency which service do you require?" By now getting very Irate the woman announces "Ambulance!! I'm about to have my first baby, we had planned the route and everything, but my useless husband is out drinkign and my waters have broken!! If I don't...." The operator calmly interrupted "Can you tell me where you are ringing from?" The woman replied "My panties down to my ankles, I JUST TOLD YOU MY WATERS BROKE!" Rate This Joke ( ) 12345678910 Next Joke Send This Joke To A Friend Click Here

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